This game sucks (it really does)

The idea of this is to waste your time. you're about to have an experience, just not a good one. Or a long one. if you insist on playing, then have fun (you won't).

This is my first game so feedback would be appreciated. Credits to 

Ansimuz for the tile map and background. Because of morals,  the unity asset store EULA and the fact that I should really be paying you for playing this, I wont charge money and wont accept donations.